rules of swalowing

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 18-May-2009 5:22:54

1. First of all, yes, you are obligated to do it. If you don't, we'll find someone younger and prettier who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, putting something in your mouth is the only way to stop your bitching and moaning.

6. Speaking of which, if you're bleeding for five straight days, you need all of the fluids you can get, trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you we get the shit end of stick in the "flavor" category.

8. At least there's no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. (Well, unless you bite it really hard.)

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. We LIKE that.

12. Make hay when the sun shines, hon. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old and fat, and are looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee
it'll be "sound asleep".

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now do you?

Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 18-May-2009 13:23:40

Man, that's brutal. Lol.

Post 3 by ILoveS33 (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Monday, 18-May-2009 14:19:35

Def, & if a guy actually said that to me, I'd do a Loraina Bobbit on his ass!! Lol.

Post 4 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 18-May-2009 18:54:08

omg! wow..

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 18-May-2009 19:40:38

Funny, true, and somewhat ungrateful. lol

Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Tuesday, 19-May-2009 4:43:16

*snorts* IF you ever say that, I'd be shocked to hear about you getting any action at all. You know they'd tell others about you being such an ass, rightfully so.